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A 3-month group master class in nervous system mastery, self-trust, and authentic living.

Now enrolling: May 2026

Unf*ckwithable is a group program made for those ready to stop outsourcing authority and start living from their own inner compass. No group therapy or old-school self-improvement hacks here. This is deep nervous system-based work that helps you build a steadier relationship with yourself so your life changes from the inside out.

Real transformation isn’t about becoming someone else. It’s about becoming more fully you.

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In this program, we will mend the most important relationship you will ever have: your relationship with yourself.

We’re going to make sure these learnings land on a level where real change actually happens—the nervous system, the body, the patterns beneath the story, and the places where self-abandonment was mistaken for survival.

This is a space for you to bring your whole truth. For integration, practice, and real actionable change. Not “just think differently.”

It’s a nervous system and spiritual gym for people who are ready to live from their own blueprint.

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What becomes possible when you find your inner compass?

Less anxiety, chaos, and inner conflict

Cleaner boundaries and more direct communication

Deeper relationships

Major shifts in leadership, parenting, and daily decision-making

A more grounded, embodied sense of self

Clearer intuition and a deeper relationship with purpose

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Who It’s For

You want real nervous system resilience to handle life’s challenges, not just a rule book.

You want depth, honesty, humor, and truth, not performance.

You want to live from your own bad ass inner blueprint, to BE the thermostat in the room, not adjust your temperature to others.

Who It’s Not For

You want group therapy, traditional goal-setting frameworks, affirmations, life hacks or “just tell me what to do” energy.

You have loyalty to your victim story.

Ready to stop living someone else’s blueprint?

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How it Works

Over three months, we combine live coaching, somatic integration, nervous system education, spiritual grounding, and real community. You’ll get the info, but also the IRL practice, with repetition, support, and integration.

6 Group Coaching Sessions

90-minute live coaching calls focused on patterns, nervous system mastery, self-trust, and real-life application.

3 Wake-Up-Call Workshops

Foundational classes on emotional awareness, authenticity, integrity, and the mechanics of actual change.

3 Community Huddles

Live group connection points designed to deepen belonging, perspective, and support.

4 Breathwork Resets

2-hour live sessions to integrate awareness into the body and help shift what talking alone can’t reach.

This is immersive, layered work. Each part of the program builds on the last so you can actually embody what you’re learning.

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  • "This container taught me how to stay present in discomfort, tell the truth, and choose myself without apology. Everything in my life started to shift."

  • "I’ve never experienced anything this honest and transformative—it felt like a full dissection of my life and a clear path forward."

  • "I can’t believe how far I’ve come since joining. What felt impossible before now feels grounded and real."

  • "This work didn’t make me softer—it made me clearer, stronger, and more self-led."

  • "I finally stopped negotiating with my worth and started acting from it."

  • "This program gave me a roadmap for my life when I needed it most—and the tools to actually follow through."

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The Investent

$2,500 paid in full
or
2 payments of $1,275
3 payments of $866

Our group is intentionally capped at 30. This program is not meant to go BIG. It’s meant to go deep. Depth requires intimacy and real community.

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Let’s get your questions answered.

  • We start new cohorts quarterly. The next round begins in May and runs for three months. You’ll receive the full live schedule upon acceptance of your application, including coaching calls, breathwork sessions, basics workshops, and community huddles.

  • Tuition is $2,500 total. There are no hidden fees. Your $100 application fee is applied toward tuition if you’re accepted.

  • You can pay in full or choose a 2- or 3-payment plan. Installments are auto-billed.

  • This is immersive work in nervous system mastery, self-trust, emotional honesty, and authentic living. It combines somatic work, coaching, and spiritual depth in a way that is practical, grounded, and meant to change how you actually live.

  • Over three months, you’ll move through live coaching, breathwork, workshops, and community integration. Each element supports the others so the work becomes lived, not just understood.

  • Six group coaching calls, four transformational breathwork sessions, three basics workshops, three community huddles, and the support of an intimate, high-depth group container.

  • People who are ready for deep change, real self-trust, and a more honest relationship with themselves. Not people looking to be told what to do, but people ready to build an inner compass they can actually live from.

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